⚰️ Dead But Honey Halloween Naughty Greeting Card

  Keep it real with the Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card!   Blunt, hilarious, and slightly spooky, this card features a tombstone graphic with bats and bold black and red text. Perfect for Halloween humor, but relatable year-round. 🌈 Product Highlights: • Tombstone Humor Design: Red and black coffin graphic with playful bats and text. • Premium Quality: Thick, heavyweight cardstock with vivid full-color printing. • Ready to Gift: Matching envelope + clear protective sleeve included. • Dark and Hilarious: Perfect for those who keep it real. 🌿 Why Retailers Will Love It: • Halloween crossover with year-round relatability. • Bold, funny message = impulse gold. • Strong visual impact on shelf displays. • Great for adult novelty and alternative gift sections. 🎁 Why Customers Will Adore It: • Perfect for dark humor lovers. • Great for Halloween, birthdays, and cheeky just-because gifts. • Gift-ready with envelope and sleeve. 📏 Dimensions & Details: • Card Size: 5.5” x 4.2