Dumpster Fire Novelty Candle

Dumpster fires happen. And then they end. This is the ultimate piece of home decor, perfect for yourself or as a gift. Wouldn’t it look great in the background of your next conference call? Don’t burn it, burn it halfway, or burn it all to the ground! UNSCENTED or Cedar Description High-Quality Paraffin Wax BURN TIME | This Dumpster Fire ends. 40-50 HOURS DIMENSIONS | The Largest Dumpster Candle on the Market 5″ wide x 3.4″ deep x 3″ tall About the size of a coffee mug laying on its side…after you’ve spilled it all over your keyboard. FUNNY OR SAD? | Can’t it be either? This is the ultimate piece of home decor, perfect for yourself or as a gift. Wouldn’t it look great in the background of your next conference call? Don’t burn it, burn it halfway, or burn it all to the ground! UNSCENTED or Cedar