Child Chucker Gag Gift Prank Box

Trebuchet not included. But based on the box, your moral compass probably isn't either. It's a prank box. An empty one. But at first glance, it looks like you've gifted someone a medieval baby-flinging device—and that's what makes it beautiful.  Because nothing says "I love you" like watching someone try to politely unwrap a future crime in front of relatives. Slide your real gift inside, seal it up, and enjoy a front-row seat as concern slowly builds.  For people who deserve better than sincerity: • Baby showers that need a plot twist* • Parents with a sense of humor (or without sleep) • Coworkers who shouldn't reproduce (but might) • White elephant exchanges where you're playing to win The box ships flat, stands upright, and contains no children. Or launch mechanism. Just pure chaos—measuring 11" x 9" x 3.25" of questionable judgment.  The box is empty. Your intentions don't have to be.   *Continued presence at the baby shower not guaranteed