"Dont Put Dick in Machinery" Prank Stickers

Why does everyone keep putting their penises in the machinery? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Don’t do it Tom...TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I’m gonna have to clean that up now. Definitely the fuel door on their car, truck or ATV. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door. These stickers are completely unambiguous with a picture/diagram that makes the looming danger of whatever they are stuck to perfectly evident. So many euphemisms. But no, these suckers will be permanent reminders of what not to put in whatever they’re adhered to. ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL MORONS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks. CHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash… BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE!