The Original Dehydrated Water Gag Gift
Hydration, simplified. This is a 16oz can of 100% Dehydrated Water — scientifically engineered to contain absolutely nothing. Just add water to rehydrate your supply. It's that easy. Crafted from real steel, this container is designed for long-term storage of the world's most flexible resource: the absense of moisture. Whether you're prepping for the end of times or just want to shine light on someone's hydration status, this gift delivers. Why Dehydrated Water? • Lightweight • Calorie-free • Emotionally refreshing • Impossible to spill It's perfect for campers, survivalists, scientists who've given up, and anyone who deserves a laugh disguised as a solution. Specs: • Dimensions: 4.49" x 4.02" x 3.9" • Contents: existential vacuum • Results may vary depending on actual hydration status Add to cart now. Or don't. We're 60% sure that's what the can would want.