Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift
Disaster strikes. Be ready. The Original Shart Survival Kit is your first line of defense against betrayal by burrito. Packed inside a travel-sized keepsake tin (5.25" x 4") are the true essentials: • Tissues • Alcohol-free wet wipes (10 pack) • Disposable white underwear • Emergency instructions • A survivor's badge This isn't just a gag gift—it's a highly functional panic button for your backside. Whether it's a risky sneeze or a silent gamble gone wrong, this kit turns regret into resilience. Perfect for: • White elephant parties • Coworkers with questionable diets • Friends who swear "that never happens to them" Not flushable. Not forgettable. Not optional. Give the gift that says, "I believe in your ability to bounce back... kinda."