Quiet quitting? I invented quiet quitting! mug

Sure, it's easy to be a quiet quitter when everyone else is doing it. You, in admirable contrast, were quiet quitting back when this self-caring behavior would be called "underperformance." Well, underperform this, HR! Our microwave and dishwasher safe mug will serve as a steadfast (and nonjudmental) companion while you wisely conserve your energy for more important things than your thankless job. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!