1 3/4 inch "Well Jackass" Numbered Coin and Club Membership

Purchase of this coin comes with a lifetime membership in the unofficial Well Jackass Club. Each numbered coin comes with a certificate of membership in the club.  The certificate is printed on old fashioned antique paper and will have your name , date and assigned number.  Great item to have framed and to hang in your clamper man cave. You can request a number but if it is not available you will get the next available  number. This is the writing on the certificate:.  You were an admirable as a PBC. You ran around helping out soon after the Hanging was over. You have avoided having loathsome hallucinations of grandeur. It’s been reported that you have helped out the widders refraining from having your way with them, and helping orphans. When you were in the desert and espied a wild ass, and knowing fully well she was not yours, you mounted her gently and in a satisfactory way. In your commitment to follow the glorious example of our martyred Brother Dumbellicus by biting off your tongue when you find your virtue weakening, you  didn’t bite off your tongue but you bit it in an effort to keep your virtue intact not pissing off your fellow clampers. You have now become a Legend known by your peers. Because of this fantastic behavior you are now recognized, not as an ill jackass not as a sick jackass but as a WELL JACKASS. Your upgrade from an ill jackass to a Well Jackass gives all concerned great Satisfaction. May it be “SO RECORDED” that you are now a member of the WELL JACKASS CLUB to which you will be assigned a number and will carry this honor with you for the remainder of your life.   If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status -  JUST BE YOURSELF! These Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.