Infectious Disease Balls

BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK! Squeeze the ball hard & blisters will protrude from the bag Relieves stress and reduces appetite! Four diseases available: Bubonic Plague, Cooties, Smallpox, Zombie Virus IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world. Go to Wikipedia and look up infectious diseases. We can promise you that seeing pictures of pustules and boils will kill any appetite you may think you have. And yes, this is your friendly copywriter monkey speaking from experience. *barf* Some fun things you may not know about infectious