Funny Pencils

LEFTIES-No, but seriously. Can you just suck it up and start using your right hand like everyone else in the developed world? You’re making us look bad with all your creativity and success. It’s like you’re part of a secret club we can never join. And frankly, the rest of us have the right to feel left out. See what I did there? That’s the best thing a right-hander can come up with. We need you weirdos.  8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. 8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L  PROSCRASTINATORS-Two weeks. Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be “two weeks.” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks. TEACHERS-IT'S A SNOW DAY SOMEWHERE... But not for you! You have