Whiskey River Soap Co. - A Candle for What the Fucking Fuck

How do I put this?  And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down?  What. The. Fucking. Fuck?  And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram.  I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen.  It's not gonna happen, okay?  Prickly Pear Scented Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Burn time: 60 hours