Churchwarden Wizard Pipe - 10" of Wood in Your Hand

Face it, Young Aspirant, you can’t fully become a Wizard until you know how to blow you some smoke rings. Every wizard knows that after a long day of casting spells on unsuspecting villagers, randy goats, and the occasional knobby hobgoblin, the wiz needs to chill and have her or him a smoke of tobacco or some other magical leaf. And then to blow them rings! And that means you need to inhale some smoke, and that means you need you a nice solid pipe in your wizened hands! Although etsy pagans and intersectional feminist cosplayers claim a magic wand is the most important tool a young wizard can have, I disagree. I think it is a pipe. I mean, high-end LARPing is not for the faint of heart. I wouldn’t want to be caught bringing a vape or juul to the LARPs I attend in the affluent suburbs of DC. They would never take my spells seriously again! But when I sit there, mid-LARP, staring out at the playground across the park, and blow great big smoke rings that from our angle surround the n