Women Have No Sense of Humor - Based on My Experiences with this T Shirt

These are the facts as I lived them. I bought this shirt because I was having problems with females and their gender, and my friend Trent told me that women like to laugh, they love humor.  Trent is pretty good with the ladies - he can talk to them without hand-sweats - and he always has good jokes on 4chan.  We met on an Incel (involuntary celibacy) group on Reddit and we’ve been internet-tight ever since. He’s an anti-Chad.  So when I saw this “...make me a sandwich t-shirt” I thought it was the icebreaker I needed to help me talk to ladies and finally break my Incel streak that started as soon as I hit puberty.  I needed to try something new. My boycott of the new Star Wars films (PC casting disaster) is not the best icebreaker. Neither is bragging about and showing off my CPR skills, apparently. I showed the shirt to Trent and he agreed, so I bought a few of them and started wearing them this week.  First complaint: these shirts don’t fit right. I purchased an XL because they didn’