VINYL SHINGUARDS for Evening Soccer Matches!

One pair!  Hand wash fast! Drip Dry!  PLEASE NOTE YOU CAN FIND ALL SIZES ON THE AMAZON PAGE. You work hard all day. You want to play hard all night. And working out at the gym is NOT playing. That’s just more work! But going down to the local park and playing Late Night Soccer, or “football” as the hipsters from Europe call it - that’s fun! Yeah, it’s 11pm and time for a little exercise, sip back a little Ginorade (Gatorade and Gin), and soon you are a giggling sweaty mess with a bunch of people whom you only know as the names of the country they escaped from! SEE-REE-AH! COAL-UM-BIA! Pass the Ball! Hey, YOU-CRANE! Here comes BRA-ZEEL! And they know you as Syosset, Long Island.  You are all refugees, held together by the miracle of Refu-Jesus! But when the lights go down, due to the power outages that happen thanks to our Trumpian apocalypto, post-Enron, post-Hurricane, post-Fukushima age, you have to be careful. You don’t know who you are going to literally bump into, who will kick