Park Tool Chainring Bolt Grabber Tool

The technical name for this tool is CNW-2. Which is short for Country N Western Vol 2. If you see that CD at Goodwill, don’t pick it up. Goodwill is a rip off these days. Who wants to buy a used shirt with a hole in it that was never in style for 6 bucks? I only wanna buy that shirt if it’s 50 cents. Country N Western Vol 2 has such hits on it as I flushed You From the Toilet of My Heart, Gimme a Kiss and I’ll Give You Tobacco Juice, Fords are made for Farting, and You Can’t Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd.  The chainring bolt tool itself is way less interesting. It’s a bent piece of metal that Park makes by recycling pop tops that it salvaged from the aftermath of a Jimmy Buffet concert in 1983. Here’s how it works: Try to find the tool. Start by digging in the pile of metal shavings and Limp Bizkit tapes on your work bench. Ask your mom if she’s seen it. Eventually find your roommate, who is using it to pry his Over The Top DVD out of his computer. Start to thread in all your