Make Beef Tallow Great Again Sweatshirt

Winter is here, but the fight for better fries never stops. Stay warm while taking a stand against seed oil tyranny with the Make Beef Tallow Great Again sweatshirt. Perfect for those who remember a time when fries were fried in beef tallow, not industrial sludge, this cozy, heavy-blend crewneck is built for comfort, durability, and starting deep-fried debates everywhere you go. Made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this sweatshirt is soft, warm, and sturdy enough to outlast McDonald’s quality control standards. With double-needle stitching for added durability and a classic fit that never goes out of style, this is your go-to for cold-weather freedom fighting. Why You Need This Sweatshirt: Warm and cozy—just like nostalgia for real fries Classic fit, because some things should never change (looking at you, fast food recipes) Durable enough to last through countless political arguments Ethically made, unlike corporate food decisions Perfect for grilling, chilling, or triggering so