Make Beef Tallow Great Again T-Shirt

Once upon a time, French fries were fried in glorious beef tallow—until the seed oil lobby ruined everything. Now, you can take a stand for freedom, flavor, and good old-fashioned common sense with this Make Beef Tallow Great Again tee. Featuring Trump as the ultimate golden fry, this shirt is perfect for those who know that fast food was better before Big Soy took over. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as soft as a fresh batch of perfectly crisp fries. With a retail fit, ribbed knit collar, and reinforced seams, it’s built to hold its shape longer than a modern McDonald’s fry left in the wild. Why You Need This Shirt: Supports the fight against seed oil tyranny Softer than the golden arches used to be Designed to trigger soy enthusiasts everywhere Ethically made—because freedom isn’t manufactured in a sweatshop Guaranteed to spark conversations at BBQs, rallies, and your next trip to the drive-thru Wear it. Share it. Demand better fries. The future o