Certified Asshole Limited Edition Gold Seal Founders Certificate

Commence the Braggery! Exclusive Limited Edition: For yourself or a gift, elevate any space with the exquisite EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE from ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, a must-have for every Assaholic wanting to make people smile. (*And a perfect "wall trophy" for your zoom calls!)  Straight from the vault of the Minister of Assholery himself, this certificate proudly commemorates your official Founding Membership in our esteemed organization. Display it proudly on your desk or wall, or give it for an unforgettable gift. This "Limited-Edition Founders Series" comprises only 1000 meticulously crafted certificates, each adorned with Founder and Series 1 marks.   [[Our inspiration for the "Limited Edition" part of the Founder's Certificate came from a member who envisioned its future value as we grow beyond 1 million members. Who knows, right?]] Crafted on premium Gold foil metallic bordered paper, each certificate features our exquisite gold metallic wafer embossed with t