DONT PUT YOUR FINGER WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR CHICKEN T SHIRT

You ever see someone touch something they shouldn’t?This shirt says what you wish you could — but with just enough poultry-based plausible deniability to get away with it. The “Don’t Put Your Finger Where You Wouldn’t Put Your 🐔” Tee is a masterpiece of inappropriate logic and barnyard brilliance. Perfect for mechanics, med techs, tradesmen, or any poor bastard watching a coworker finger death on the daily. 🐓 The Message: Clear. Crude. Chicken-based. HR might blink — but they can’t prove a thing. 🎨 Available in: Black – for maximum mystery and mischief Ash Grey – for casual chaos Safety Orange / Green – because even OSHA needs a laugh Pink – because subtlety is dead and this is funnier that way 👕 The Gear: Ultra-soft cotton blend – soft enough to pet your own rooster Unisex fit – for tool hands, gloved hands, and troublemakers Durable print – made to survive jobsite shame and awkward glances Pairs great with deadpan stares and court-mandated workplace retrai