NATURAL SELECTION DISPATCHERS T SHIRT

Let’s be real — if it weren’t for dispatch, you’d be a cautionary tale.The “Only Thing Between You and Natural Selection” Tee is for the voice behind the radio, the keyboard gladiator who juggles emergencies, egos, and absolute mayhem — all while keeping you alive despite yourself. 🎧 The Vibe: Dark humor meets cold truth Built for the unsung heroes who don’t get scene time but make sure everyone gets home If you're mad reading this — it’s probably about you 📟 This Shirt’s For: 911 dispatchers, EMS controllers, fire and PD comms The calm in the chaos and the real MVPs of every shift The ones who can multitask, de-escalate, and roast you — simultaneously 🎨 Available In: Black – for the night shift warriors Ash Grey – for the "barely holding it together" energy Safety Green / Orange – because even behind the mic, they shine 👕 The Build: Rugged cotton blend – soft enough for the chair, tough enough for the stress Unisex fit – built for movement, caffeine, and ho