NEURO NURSE TEE

When the brain goes sideways, you stay locked in.The Neuro Nurse Tee is for the ones who monitor the motherboard — the quiet, clinical killers who catch seizures before they hit and track neuro changes with sniper precision.This isn’t just nursing — this is mind warfare. 🧠 The Design:A cold-eyed female skeleton nurse, standing over a skeleton patient hooked to EEG leads, ventric drain in place, neuro checks mid-shift. Her gloved fingers hover over a neuro chart, monitor screens flashing behind her.She’s calm. Dialed in. Unshakable.She’s watching the brain like a bomb about to blow. 🩻 For Nurses Who: Can spot a blown pupil from across the damn room Whisper GCS scores in their sleep Know ICP, CPP, and MAP like they know their own pulse 📊 Neuro Vitals: Pupils: PERRLA Reflexes: Snappy Sarcasm: Intact Chill: None when LOC drops 👕 The Gear: Black tee – because neuro bleeds don’t ask permission Ultra-soft cotton – for 12-hour focus and 2-hour crash-naps Unisex fit – si