NURSING T-SHIRT [ NUERO ]

You don’t just monitor patients — you monitor the motherboard.The Neuro Nurse Tee is built for the ones who know when a blink means something, when silence is dangerous, and when that “weird vibe” means someone’s about to seize. You're half nurse, half neurologist, and 100% unbothered by the chaos in a broken brain. 🧠 The Design:A sharp, cold-blooded female skeleton nurse stands over a skeleton patient mid-monitoring. Wires, EEG leads, and IVs snake across the bed. On her hip? A neuro report clipboard. In her eyes? Focus like a sniper.Behind her? Brainwave monitors pulsing.In front of her? Every second counts. 💥 For the Real Ones Who: Know the difference between postictal and just pissed off Talk Glasgow Coma Scores like it’s a second language Can reset your whole central nervous system with caffeine and sarcasm 📊 Neuro Vitals: ICP: Rising Patience: Dropping Skill: Off the charts Sense of normal: Long gone 👕 The Gear: Premium cotton blend – soft enough for 12s, toug