A 500 Word Anecdote

It's exactly what it sounds like so I'll make this brief – have a fun story? A sad story? A stream of consciousness collection of thoughts? You've got 500 words to spend. Send them to me, and I'll write them REAL small so that from a distance, it'll look like a weird textile. But up close? A story about the time you sat next to the barefoot contessa on an airplane. I feel like this would be a pretty solid addition to a gallery wall, just spit-ballin'. Put your anecdote in the "notes" section in your cart! that's all!