Blush Is My Crush Tee

Girl, you know the feeling. That feeling when you’re putting your face paint in the morning, and you’re bopping along doing your usual routine. You’re brushing your brows, lining your lids, crimping your lashes and then loading them with mascara… Just bop-bop-bopping along, and then comes *that moment*. That glorious, gorgeous moment when you swirl your favorite blush on both your cheeks, and then, just like that, your reflection transforms. You were fine before you put on your makeup, but now girlfriend, you’re FOINE. Who’s that goddess staring back at you in the mirror? Did she descend from the heavens above? My goodness, she’s magnificent! At this point you might even raise your hands and say, “THANK YOU, POWERS-THAT-BE, FOR THE GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS BLUSH.” But wait. It gets better! You reach for your favorite tube of gloss — glistening,  gleaming, glimmering. You dab a little bit on, and a coy smile pulls from the corners of your lips. You’re confident. You’re determined. You feel