Long Live Lipstick Tee

Dagnabit! I swear, someday I'm gonna be able to put on lipstick while riding a 🏄‍♀️ surfboard. Mark my words, universe, I will acquire this skill eventually! Sure, lofty goals are important -- that's true -- like traveling the world, graduating from college, adopting four cats, etc., but frivolous "just for fun" goals are important, too. Having a goal to sing "Islands in the Stream" at five different karaoke 🎤 bars in five different countries, for instance, or riding a surfboard steadily enough to apply a tube of lipstick. Obviously, doing this with a tube of red lipstick is the ultimate goal (obviously), but a pink or even a nude lippie would do. Yes, I know how totally unnecessary and redonk that sounds (also, it would be nearly impossible), but let me remind you that there was absolutely no reason for humankind to go to the moon 🚀 or to remake Footloose, but we did it anyway. Long live silly goals! -- and long live lipstick! Both are equally important in maintaining your sanity i