Nap Then Attack Tee

Cats are good at so many obnoxious things! -- like climbing on top of your head at 3 o'clock in the morning and making biscuits on your scalp (OUCH). My cat Rosie excels at this particular skill and, side note, it is not relaxing.  Of course, cats also dominate when it comes to the classic obnoxious cat skills like… Swatting viciously and rapidly at unprotected ankles when humans are traveling up or down the stairs. Scratching insistently at the bathroom door every time you try to steal a moment of quiet, and then, of course, immediately wanting to leave said bathroom after you let them in!  Plopping smack dab in the middle of the walkway to the kitchen to "control the doorway," so that you’re forced to step over and around them because they own the kitchen, obviously. Many cats also excel at an activity commonly referred to as “nap then attack.” “Nap then attack” is when your cat appears to be in a state of sweet, deep slumber -- usually on your tummy or your lap, or some other meat