Bacon Poem T-Shirt
$32.00
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A love letter to bacon, poetry, and not trying too hard. “Bacon is red,Roses are red,Poems are hard—Bacon.” That’s it. That’s the shirt. A poetic masterpiece for the hungry, the sarcastic, and the emotionally unavailable. Whether you're a bacon enthusiast, a poetry dropout, or just someone who appreciates the finer (funnier) things in life—this shirt says what we’re all thinking: why rhyme when you can fry? Crispy wit. Sizzlin’ style. Zero regrets. Perfect for brunch, barbecues, or any situation where meat > feelings.
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