Bach Shit Crazy - Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box

Bach Shit Crazy – Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box Every Bride Deserves a Big Chocolate Surprise If you’re throwing a bachelorette party and you’re NOT arming the bride-to-be with a giant chocolate dick, what the hell are you even doing? This isn’t some classy tea party. This is the last stop before matrimony - it’s supposed to be wild, hilarious, and slightly inappropriate. Enter the Bach Shit Crazy Chocolate Dick Box. Inside this beauty, you’ll find a solid 5.5-inch chocolate dick (and yeah, we’ll all lie and say it’s 7). Handmade in Southern California from rich cacao, this edible masterpiece is the ultimate gag gift. It comes packaged in a cheeky novelty gift box, and if you want to add your own anonymous note, you can. Because nothing says “congratulations on your forever ball and chain” like telling someone to literally eat a dick. 👉 Don’t settle for boring. Order now and make the bride laugh so hard she forgets her fiancé’s name for a minute. Why You Need This for the Party A ba