Pop My Cherry

Pop My Cherry: The Cockuterie Board Nobody Asked For But Everybody Needs Imagine walking into a party. The lights are low, music’s thumping, drinks are flowing - and then you see it. Right in the middle of the snack table, proudly holding a spread of salami, brie, and olives… a giant dick. Not a real one (calm down), but a penis-shaped charcuterie board carved from cherry wood. That, my friend, is the Pop My Cherry Cockuterie Board, and it is here to make sure your party is unforgettable in the most wildly inappropriate way possible. 👉 Don’t be boring. Everyone’s seen a regular cutting board. You want to be the legend who whipped out a cockuterie board and made people laugh so hard they nearly spit out their wine. Order yours now, because life’s too short for basic serving trays. Why This Board Slaps Harder Than Cheap Tequila Nobody remembers the person who brought hummus in a plastic tub. They remember the psycho genius who served cheddar cubes on a dick charcuterie board. That’s why