The Birthday Bundle

The Birthday Bundle: When Cake and Balloons Just Aren’t Enough Birthdays are supposed to be fun - but let’s be real, half the time it’s the same boring crap. Cake, candles, awkward singing, maybe a gift card if you’re lucky. Snooze. If you actually want to make someone’s birthday legendary, you need to throw normal out the window and send them something so shocking, so crude, and so funny that it becomes the only thing they remember about turning a year older. That’s where The Birthday Bundle comes in. This beast of a package isn’t just a gift - it’s an entire experience. You’re giving them the Birthday Cock n Balls (yep, edible and shaped exactly how you think), a Bag of Dicks gummy candy, and the infamous Happy Fucking Birthday Never-Ending Card that won’t shut the hell up. And because we like chaos, you also get a free mystery gift and the chance to add your own custom message inside. 👉 Stop being the lame friend with a Walgreens card. Be the savage who sends the birthday cock bundl