Same Dick Forever Card

Same Dick Forever: The Valentine’s Card That Tells It Like It Is Forget roses, chocolates, or those sappy Hallmark cards with cursive font and fake poetry. If you’ve been together long enough, you already know the deal - you’re stuck with the same dick forever. And nothing says “romance” like brutally honest humor wrapped in premium cardstock. The Same Dick Forever Card is the bold, hilarious, and slightly offensive way to remind your partner that monogamy is basically a lifetime warranty on their genitals. 👉 Stop pretending you’re Nicholas Sparks. Be real, be funny, and make them laugh so hard they choke on their champagne. Click buy now and lock in the only Valentine’s card worth giving - the one that says it how it is. Why You Need This Savage Love Note Every year, couples recycle the same tired routine. Flowers. Dinner. A card that says “to the love of my life” like it wasn’t printed by a machine in a warehouse. Snooze. You want something that’s funny, memorable, and guaranteed to