Send Message

Send a Dick Message: The Personal Touch Your Prank Deserves Sometimes sending someone a bag of dicks, a glitter bomb, or a fart card just isn’t enough. Sure, it’s funny, but you want it to feel personal. You want them to know it wasn’t just some random prank - it was custom-tailored humiliation straight from you. That’s where Send Message comes in. With this add-on, you can include your very own note inside the package. Hand-crafted roast? Inside joke? Savage breakup line? Yep, all printed on quality paper stock and tucked right in with their gift. 👉 Don’t just send a dick - send a dick message. Click order now, add your words of chaos, and make sure they never forget exactly who’s responsible for ruining their day. Why Add a Custom Message? Because the prank is better when it has context. Imagine your friend opening a package of rainbow dicks. Funny, sure. Now imagine they find a note inside that says, “Eat up, champ, you earned this after ghosting me last summer.” That’s not just fu