Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!

Spring Loaded Dick Bomb: When You Really Want to Blow Someone Away You ever wanted to prank someone so hard that they’re still vacuuming weeks later? That’s exactly what the Spring Loaded Dick Bomb is made for. On the outside, it looks like an innocent little incense tube. Open it up though, and WHAM - it explodes in their face with hundreds of tiny dick-shaped confetti pieces that fly everywhere. We’re talking full-on shower of glittery, phallic chaos. This isn’t just a prank - it’s a declaration of war, wrapped in cardboard. 👉 Stop sending weak memes. If you want to ruin carpets, friendships, and possibly someone’s dignity, order the dick bomb today. Be the savage who detonates laughs and tiny penises all over the place. Why This Bomb Is the King of Pranks Regular pranks get a giggle. This one gets a scream, a meltdown, and probably a lifelong memory. That’s because the spring loaded dick bomb hits them from two angles: it looks harmless, then it detonates in a glitter storm of tiny