Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card

Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card: The Holiday Greeting from Hell Tired of giving boring Christmas cards with cheesy poems and snowmen that look like they’re begging for death? Yeah, same. That’s why the Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card exists. On the outside, it looks like a cheeky holiday card printed with “Stay Classy, Santa Doesn’t Need Any More Ho’s.” But the real magic happens when they open it. Thanks to a hidden glitter bomb mechanism, this bad boy detonates a sparkly storm of shiny chaos all over their living room. Ho ho holy sh*t, right? 👉 Don’t be the person who hands out safe, polite holiday greetings. Be the legend who mails a glitter bomb card that ruins carpets and lives. Click buy now and spread holiday cheer - or holiday chaos. Same thing. Why This Card Beats Every Other Holiday Greeting Glitter is basically herpes for your house - once it’s there, it never leaves. That’s why this card is pure evil genius. It looks innocent enough, comes in a matching envelope, and even has