Tits Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card for Her

Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card for Her magine opening a sweet little birthday card, expecting some lame Hallmark poem about butterflies, and instead hearing a sultry voice sing about tits on repeat... for up to three freaking hours. That’s not just a card, that’s psychological warfare disguised as comedy. And that’s exactly what the Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card for Her delivers. 👉 Stop giving boring birthday cards that get tossed in the trash. Give the one that makes her laugh, roll her eyes, scream “make it stop,” and secretly love you for being the funniest, most chaotic gift giver in her life. Why This Card Is Pure Genius Here’s the deal: normal birthday cards are forgettable. You sign it, they read it, they smile politely, and then it’s landfill food. But this card? This card latches onto their brain like glitter in carpet. The front is cheeky and bold with a big “TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY” design, already hinting that something inappropriate is brewi