I'm Nuts About You - Chocolate Penis Gift

I’m Nuts About You - Chocolate Penis Gift Roses are overrated, teddy bears are boring, and jewelry is too damn expensive. If you really want to send a message this Valentine’s Day (or any day), nothing says “I love you” and “I’m an asshole” at the same time quite like a solid chocolate dick. Yes, this is a 5-inch milk chocolate penis – handcrafted, ethically sourced, and ready to ship right into someone’s life to make them laugh, blush, or question their friendship with you. This isn’t a gag gift you pick up at some shady gas station. This dick is gourmet. It’s made from Ecuadorian cacao beans, ground and crafted in Southern California, then poured into the most inappropriate mold imaginable. It’s sweet, delicious, and offensive all in one bite. 👉 Stop sending boring chocolates. Send a chocolate dick and watch the meltdown (or the moans) unfold. Why You Actually Need This Because everyone gives candy. But not everyone gives dick candy. This is the kind of Valentine’s prank that’