Box of Nothing

  Finally - The Perfect Gift for People Who Deserve Jack Sh*t Ever wanted to give someone the middle finger, but, like... with shipping and tracking? Introducing the Box of Nothing - a beautifully petty, painfully empty package that screams “I thought of you and still decided to send absolutely nothing.” Yep. It’s a real box. It shows up. It says “Nothing” inside. That’s it. That’s the joke. That’s the burn. That’s the magic. So go ahead - send a big fat box of disappointment to someone who’s earned it. Because Sometimes, Nothing Says More Than Something Forget flowers. Forget candy. Forget those dumbass candles that smell like someone’s anxiety. Sometimes, the only thing a person truly deserves is nothing. Like, literally. A whole-ass box of nothing. A fully shipped, priority-mail, effort-was-made-empty-ass box. It’s the ultimate passive-aggressive flex - and the most honest gift you’ll ever give. Got a flaky friend who ghosted your birthday? Send a Box of Nothing.Boss promised you a