Fake STD Subscription Box

The Ultimate "Oh Sh*t" Box That’ll Have Them Sweating in Places You Didn’t Even Know Sweat Could Come From Let’s be real - sometimes, you just need to ruin someone’s day... without, you know, actually ruining their life or ending up on a government watchlist. Enter the Fake STD Subscription Box, the ultimate nuclear option in your petty revenge arsenal. This box doesn’t just whisper “uh oh” - it screams “YOU GOT SOMETHING.” And when they open it and see what looks like an official STD testing kit with some real heft to it, you better believe their heartbeat will spike faster than a rabbit on Red Bull. And the best part? They’ll never know it was you. Why Send a Fake STD Box? Because “Eat a Bag of Dicks” is sometimes too subtle. Because your ex still talks sh*t like you didn’t dodge a bullet. Because passive-aggression is an art form, and you’re Picasso with a credit card. Whether it’s an ex who ghosted you, a friend who deserves a little chaos, or just a prank that’s so messed