All the Dicks For Valentine's Day
What’s Included in This Hilarious Valentine’s Day Bundle: 🍫 “Be Mine” Chocolate Dick Box: A premium chocolate penis made from rich Peruvian cacao, tucked inside a pink box adorned with a pixelated heart and the words “be mine.” Sweet, bold, and hilariously romantic, it’s the perfect treat for someone who needs a little chocolate and a little sass. 🍫 “I’m Nuts About You” Chocolate Dick Box: Another decadent chocolate cock, this one delivered in a playful, minimalist box that says, “I’m nuts about you.” Perfect for anyone who loves a good pun with their dessert. 🍬 Heartfelt Bag of Dicks: Fruity gummy dicks that are the ultimate Valentine’s candy for someone who deserves to “eat a bag of dicks” in the most delicious way possible. 💣 Spring-Loaded Dick Bomb: Add a little shock factor to the mix with this prank-ready spring-loaded dick bomb. When they open it, a cascade of tiny flying dicks bursts out, ensuring plenty of laughs and maybe even a bit of chaos. 🍆 A Dash of Self-Love: The bundle also features a cheeky self-care surprise with the Emojibator "Go F*** Yourself" Edition, because Valentine’s Day is all about loving yourself—literally. Why It’s the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift: ❤️ For Your Partner: Say “I love you” in the funniest and sweetest way possible with chocolate, candy, and a touch of mischief. 😂 For Your Single Friends: Joking about needing dick on Valentine’s Day? Problem solved—this bundle has chocolate cocks, a bag of dicks, and even a dick bomb to fill the void. 💔 For Your Ex: Because nothing says “closure” like sending a spring-loaded dick explosion or a chocolate penis with a cheeky message. 🎁 For Anyone Who Needs a Laugh: Whether it’s your Galentine, a coworker, or that one friend who thrives on chaos, this bundle delivers on humor, sweetness, and unforgettable fun. Why Everyone Loves It: Delicious and Fun: Premium chocolates like the “Be Mine” and “I’m Nuts About You” boxes make for tasty and hilarious treats. Unforgettable Humor: With a spring-loaded dick bomb and a bag of dicks, this gift goes beyond the ordinary. Perfect for Valentine’s Day: Equal parts sweet and cheeky, it’s the ultimate conversation starter. This Valentine’s Day, don’t settle for boring gifts. The "I Heard You Needed Some Dick" Bundle combines chocolate, candy, and a dash of chaos to create a gift that’s equal parts sweet, sassy, and absolutely unforgettable. Whether you’re spreading laughter, love, or pranks, this bundle has you covered. 🍫🍬💣🍆