All the Dicks For Valentine's Day
What’s Included in This Hilarious Valentine’s Day Bundle: 🍫 “Be Mine” Chocolate Dick Box: A premium chocolate penis made from rich Peruvian cacao, tucked inside a pink box adorned with a pixelated heart and the words “be mine.” Sweet, bold, and hilariously romantic, it’s the perfect treat for someone who needs a little chocolate and a little sass. 🍫 “I’m Nuts About You” Chocolate Dick Box: Another decadent chocolate cock, this one delivered in a playful, minimalist box that says, “I’m nuts about you.” Perfect for anyone who loves a good pun with their dessert. 🍬 Heartfelt Bag of Dicks: Fruity gummy dicks that are the ultimate Valentine’s candy for someone who deserves to “eat a bag of dicks” in the most delicious way possible. 💣 Spring-Loaded Dick Bomb: Add a little shock factor to the mix with this prank-ready spring-loaded dick bomb. When they open it, a cascade of tiny flying dicks bursts out, ensuring plenty of laughs and maybe even a bit of chaos. 🍆 A Dash of Self-Love: The bundle