Happy Valentine's Day Big Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Roses are red, violets are fine - here’s a big pop-up dick, now be mine Tired of giving the same weak-ass Valentine’s Day card that looks like it was farted out by a Hallmark factory worker on their lunch break? Good. We’ve got something better. Way better. Introducing the Happy Valentine's Day Big Dick Card - the only card that says “I love you” by smacking your partner in the face with a literal pop-up penis. That’s right. You open the card and - BOOM - there it is. A 3D dick. Unapologetic. Proud. Pointing directly at whoever dared to open it. It’s bold, it’s brilliant, and it’s basically Cupid if he ditched the arrows and just whipped it out. Why Just Say “I Love You” When You Can Show It With a Card Full of Dick? Listen, Valentine’s Day is already one of those holidays you either love, hate, or fake your way through. Whether you’re madly in love, chronically single, or just vibing through situationships - this card fits. It’s the universal language of chaos and affection all rolle