Same Dick Forever Card

True Love Means Settling - And Laughing About It There comes a day in every relationship when you stop chasing butterflies and start chasing your partner’s farts out of the sheets. And that, my friend, is when you know you’ve found the one. The one dick. The same dick. Forever. So celebrate that oddly comforting, mildly frustrating, and occasionally disappointing reality with the Same Dick Forever Card - a brutally honest love letter to your eternal penis partner. Buy now if you're brave enough to admit monogamy is just loving the same genitals on loop. Because Flowers Die, But Dick Jokes Live Forever Let’s skip the sappy cards that pretend you still text each other “good morning” unironically. You’ve been through it. The fights, the makeup sex, the awkward family holidays, and that one time you both got food poisoning and still high-fived through it. You’re locked in. And not just emotionally - but anatomically. The Same Dick Forever Valentine’s Day Card says what Hallmark never will