Christmas Bag of Dicks

Christmas Bag of Dicks The holiday spirit just got a whole lot dirtier. Forget cookies, carols, and cinnamon-scented candles. The real way to spread Christmas cheer is to send someone a Christmas Bag of Dicks and watch their wholesome holiday spirit explode into shock, laughter, and maybe a little blushing. This is not your typical stocking stuffer. It’s a limited edition Christmas-themed bag packed with 10 deliciously chewy, perfectly inappropriate gummy dicks in festive red and green. Five red, five green, each 2.5 inches long, each screaming “Merry Dickmas” in the most edible way possible. And yes, they actually taste amazing. So while your gift might start as a crude joke, it will probably end with someone proudly munching on a cherry or green apple gummy penis in front of the Christmas tree. If that mental image alone doesn’t make you smash the Add to Cart button, you might be dead inside. Why You Should Absolutely Send a Christmas Bag of Dicks It’s the ultimate Christmas gag g