Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package

Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package - The Gift That Sleighs Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like a bag of gummy dicks wrapped in festive cheer and sprinkled with enough glitter to haunt their home until next December. The Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package is here to turn your wholesome holiday exchange into an unforgettable mix of laughter, shock, and messy revenge. Imagine their face when they open a cheery Christmas box… only to find a note that says “Eat a Bag of Dicks”, a big ol’ bag of candy peckers, and a snowstorm of red and green glitter. That’s not just a gift - that’s a holiday moment. Click Add to Cart now and become the most talked-about Secret Santa of all time. Why This Is the Ultimate Holiday Prank Because everyone else is going to bring gift cards and scented candles - you’re bringing chaos wrapped in Christmas spirit. The Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package is a perfect mix of naughty and nice. It’s just harmless enough to pass off as a joke, but just savage enough