Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!

Spring Loaded Dick Bomb! Because life’s too short not to blast your friends in the face with exploding dicks. Ever wished you could perfectly capture the magic of a “WTF just happened?!” moment? Something so unexpected, so wildly inappropriate, that your target is left gasping, laughing, and sweeping up tiny penis confetti for weeks? Enter the Spring Loaded Dick Bomb, the glitter-dick-packed, prank-masterpiece disguised as a totally innocent incense tube… until BOOM. In one glorious split-second, their world goes from “Hmm, what’s this?” to exploding dicks everywhere. Not metaphorical dicks. Not a polite “eat a bag of dicks” greeting card. No, we’re talking real, tangible, shiny dick confetti flying through the air like a glittery tsunami of shame. So yeah, if you’ve ever wanted to send the ultimate “I love you but I also hate you” message, this is your weapon of choice. Scroll down, smash the Add to Cart button, and get ready to become the undisputed champion of petty revenge. Why Yo