Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!

We've rigged up this spring-loaded dick bomb for your pleasure. The package pops open and shoots hundreds of tiny confetti pieces shaped like.....you guessed it, dicks. Our Spring Loaded Dick Bomb comes in a convincing tube labelled as incense.  This a prank your recipient will NEVER forget! IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*