Merry Christmas Scratch Off - Eat a Bag of Dicks!

This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Holiday Card If you're tired of fake smiles, dry turkey, and cards that say crap like “Season’s Greetings,” it’s time to blow up the entire Hallmark aisle. The Merry Christmas Scratch Off - Eat a Bag of Dicks! card is the sleazy little piece of holiday magic nobody asked for - but everybody needs. Disguised as an innocent festive greeting, this card dares your victim to scratch the shiny little mystery circle. And BAM - underneath? A holiday wish so raw, so raunchy, it makes fruitcake look classy: Eat a Bag of Dicks. This isn't just a christmas scratch off card - this is the gift of shock, laughter, and mild trauma wrapped up in tinsel and petty revenge. It's the funny scratch off card that will get remembered long after their tree dies. Why You Should Send This Naughty Christmas Scratcher Because you’re a grown ass adult and you’re done pretending you enjoy ugly sweaters and charcuterie boards made by people who say “yummy” unironically. You want to send a n