Keep Calm and Eat a Bag of Dicks Magnet

Keep Calm and Eat a Bag of Dicks Magnet - The Rude Gift That Sticks Around Let’s be real, sometimes a text or meme just isn’t enough. You need something physical. Something that stays. Something that smacks them in the face with your love… and by love, I mean an obnoxious, passive-aggressive middle finger disguised as “home décor.” That’s where the Keep Calm and Eat a Bag of Dicks Magnet comes in. This little rectangle of joy isn’t just a magnet. It’s a permanent reminder that you’re both funny and a little bit evil. Every time they grab a beer, get the milk, or reach for their leftover pizza, they’ll be greeted with your not-so-subtle message. It’s petty. It’s perfect. And it sticks. Literally. Click Add to Cart now and cement your status as the funniest, most savage gift-giver they know. Why This Is the Perfect Gift Because flowers die. Chocolates get eaten. A magnet stays put until the end of time. It’s the gift that keeps on trolling, from fridges to lockers to toolboxes. It work