Eat a Dick - Original Valentines Day Greeting Card

Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible this Valentines Day! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you! IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*