Be Mine - Eat a Chocolate Dick

"Be Mine" Valentine's Day Chocolate Penis Box 💘🍫🍆 This Valentine’s Day, ditch the predictable flowers and chocolates and go for something bold, funny, and totally unforgettable. The "Be Mine" Chocolate Dick Box combines cheeky humor with rich, indulgent chocolate to deliver the ultimate Valentine’s Day surprise. Packaged in an adorable, pixel-heart-themed box with a sweet “be mine” message, this gift says exactly what you want—with a playful twist. What’s Inside: 🍫 Decadent Chocolate Penis: Made with high-quality this 4-5.5-inch, 3-4 ounce chocolate treat is as delicious as it is daring. Sweet, smooth, and slightly inappropriate—just the way love should be. 💝 "Be Mine" Valentine's Box: A pink box adorned with a retro pixel heart design, perfectly blending romance and humor. It’s the sweetest way to send love with a side of sass. Why It’s the Perfect Valentine’s Gift: ❤️ For Your Partner: Whether you’re spicing things up or delivering a playful surprise, this gift is bound to make them smile (and laugh).💋 For Your Galentine: Let your bestie know you’re thinking of them with a funny yet thoughtful treat.😂 For Your Ex: A hilarious, no-holds-barred way to say “Eat a dick” (literally).🎁 For Anyone Who Deserves a Smile: Because laughter and chocolate are the universal love languages. The Reaction You’ll Get: “OMG, I can’t believe you got me this!” “This is both adorable and hilarious.” “Best. Valentine’s. Gift. Ever.” How to Enjoy: Laugh (or blush) upon opening. Take a bite and savor the rich, velvety chocolate goodness. Share the laughs and the love (or keep it all for yourself). This "Be Mine" Chocolate Penis Box is the perfect mix of naughty and nice to make Valentine’s Day unforgettable. Whether it’s for your partner, your Galentine, or that special someone who deserves a cheeky treat, this gift brings laughter, sweetness, and a whole lot of love. 💘🍫🍆 Valentine's Day Dicks are In. Send Your Love One or Your Ex a Big Chocolate Dong This Valentine's Day.    Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift! Contains soy, milk, processed in facility that contains nuts These delicious D's run 5.5 inches (you can tell them it's 7 inches though ;) and 6-8 ounces of wonderful chocolate in your mouth.  Hmmm These delicious chocolate dicks run about 5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. . Hmmm   IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*