Happy F'in Birthday Prank Greeting Card

  Happy F'in Birthday Prank Greeting Card - The Gift That Just. Won’t. Stop. Forget the heartfelt Hallmark stuff - this is the nuclear option of birthday cards. The Happy F’in Birthday Prank Greeting Card is an obnoxious, glitter-filled, four-hour-long endurance test disguised as a sweet birthday message. You’re not just giving a card - you’re giving an experience that will have them laughing, swearing, and maybe plotting revenge. Here’s how it works: they open the card, it starts blasting a rude birthday song on repeat, and it doesn’t stop. Ever. Okay, maybe not “ever,” but up to four hours straight. The only way to make it stop? Destroy the card. But the second they do, boom - glitter explosion. It’s the birthday gift that’s equal parts joy, chaos, and pure evil. Click Add to Cart now and become the legend of every future party story they tell. Why You Need This Card in Your Life Because boring birthdays are a crime. Because you know someone who thinks they’ve seen it all. Because