All My Boobs

Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and text reading, “I love you with all my boobs*”. Inside, the message continues, “*I would say ‘heart’ but my boobs are bigger.” A generous set of heart-pastied milk pillows grows from the center, treating any boob-lover with a most appreciated visual. Give ‘em all the feels, then watch as they grovel over the twins. Never underestimate the might of your ample bosom. Perfect Occasions: Funny & naughty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, hilarious dirty anniversary cards for husband/wife, best sexy 3D birthday cards for him/her/lovers, and more. What’s Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Front cover: Boobs and text reading, “I love yo